Bad things happening in the world. All forces conspiring to deny Chicken Boy Junior his share of chicken. Involvement of foriegn intelligence agencies is suspected. More so, the strain of deadly virus is curiously H5N1, and has hit the state of Maharashtra specifically. Hostel 5, Non veg 1? Is it? Coincidences couldn't have been closer. The most prolific non-vegetarian in Hostel 5, is under attack. However, the superhero has his eyes wide open too. Mortals of the world needn't worry. Their superhero has decided to play a waiting game, ready to ambush the perpetrators of this heinous crime as and when they come out of their burrows. Until then, Chicken Boy Junior shall conserve his energies and go into a vegetarian hibernation. Regular consumption of milk shall be his top priority, since this dairy product is a rich source of proteins; next only to the avian flesh, and the superhero would need to maintain a healthy balance of nutrients in his diet to ensure that the members of public live a life devoid of any crime.
A message from the superhero himself, given during a recent Press Meeting, went as follows .. "O Common Man. Thee needn't worry. This is a planned crime whose perpetrators will not go unpunished. Meanwhile, rest assured. Thy CBJ is in the pink of his health, and zenith of his spirits. No anti-social element shall be allowed to take advantage of this temporary situation."
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I guess a certain MC who helped the chicken cross the road would like to disagree.Pukemon,you have my deepest sympathies for your herbivore days.Btw you can always try becoming Mutton Mard for the time being.
-Kaala Khatta
Hey Dark Lord. I herald thy concern. The MC thee adverts to, is well past his prime & has resorted to passing time watching tele-serials of yore. However, it is my sincere duty to warn u, since the first shadows of suspicion for these gruesome happenings off late, fall upon thee!
You filthy commoners dare defy the wrath of the great MC !!!! For that I shall sentence KK to be spanked unto oblivion and CBJ to be rund down by the Great S Mohammed!!!
- The real CB
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